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captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

dannnytanner:

me: *spawns a bunch of bats bats*

freckle: augh all these bats are making me insane stop 

me: would you say its making you..batty

freckle: dont im gonna kick you

me: *spawns horse* hey now hold your horses

freckle: hey does this look too big

 me: *spawns chicken* it looks eggcelent

freckle: *starts throwing harming potions* STOP

me: *spawns cat* dont get catty

freckle: that one was so bad

me: *spawns sheep* baaad

freckle: that was so cheap

me: *spawns chicken* dont you mean cheep

freckle: hey is this too big

me: *spawns cow* moooove it over a little

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